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So Boston Had Another Hollywood Style Murder…And Again… No One Cares

First Boston Killer article went viral so I should try my luck at it again right? Here it is:

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  1. Not the same guy as the others so nobody go there.
  2. This is some James Bond villain, not some person who drugs 20 something year old dudes to skinny dip with em.
  3. This is some really scary shit.

See the other stuff, not worrisome really. I picture the Boston serial killer to be some guy who is this awkward, skinny jean wearing, hackysack playing stiff from Cambridge who doesn’t get out of his moms basement enough to know how to socialize. Thus having a Lenny moment (from of mice and men) and frequently killing people because of his odd social behavior.

But this other dude…. this is the real deal. This is the guy you want to maybe catch like, I don’t know, a month ago. I mean seriously, cutting the throats of a people in a penthouse…. I see some guy in a black suit with leather gloves doing the deed in this one. Some highly paid assassin out of a Bond or Bourne movie…. or step brothers, I guess…

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Either way, this is some crazy stuff, man. My first article was a little light hearted but I’m going to go out on a limb and say whoever did this is one bad Mofo, and the police might want to actually get this one taken care of before I have to write another article. All of Boston though…. ya you guessed it… they don’t care. I can see the lax response to the serial killer dude, especially given my description of the guy, but here we might want to be a bit freaked out about the whole binding victims and cutting their throats in their own homes.

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Stay Woke Boston….  yank those domes out of your starbucks cups and start pressuring for, i don’t know, being able to walk around the corner to the Garden without dying.

 

 

PS: Still packin Boston Killers….. So….

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-JS

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