If You Want To look Like Your Local Enormous Frat Douche, There Are Men’s Rompers Now



Ya what in the world am I looking at. I feel like the male population has regressed so much in the last few years it’s insane. If I write something about how these guys look like chicks then I’ll get mashed by a bunch of whiny idiots for being sexist. But I digress.

Let me be clear. If you wear one of these, you aren’t cool, you look like an idiot. I can see that guy from 13 reasons, you know the one that sexually assaults women, Ya him, wearing one of these things to the parties at which he sexually assaults women.

Honestly, I can’t go to the cape without seeing some idiot wearing salmon colored chubbies that show off everything but his tip with a stupid button up, and now they come out with these? People might just have to avoid the cape all together, which is a shame because the cape is pretty awesome. I can see these being huge with frats, cape coders, and lax bros. Whats the difference though, am I right? Not good company if you’re a normal dude.

Seriously… This guy is wearing a god damn fur coat… A FUR COAT.  Screen Shot 2017-05-16 at 2.06.13 PM.png

And the salmon blazer over the thing? NEED I SAY ANYTHING ELSE?Screen Shot 2017-05-16 at 2.06.21 PM.png

Women need to denounce these things ASAP before desperate dudes make the idiot that created these into a millionaire. And for men, just use common sense will you please.


WTP does not support the man romper. Im making that executive decision now.





2 comments on “If You Want To look Like Your Local Enormous Frat Douche, There Are Men’s Rompers Now”
  1. Nolo says:

    When are you guys gonna drop the WTP bro rompers in the store? Is saturdays are for the rompers a thing yet?

    1. JoeScotch says:

      I can assure you that won’t happen. Not on my watch.

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