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Gisele Bündchen Would Never Be Invited To Fight Club

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The NFL would search high and low for a reason to knock on the Patriots’ door and deliver a massive fine, or suspension. How crazy would it be if they only had to flick on CBS and see a certain player’s wife speculate that her husband had a concussion that went intentionally undiagnosed. And how insane would it be if that certain player happened to be someone that the NFL has been trying to ruin for more than a decade.

That wife of a certain player would have to be totally insane right?

Now lets just pretend it happened for a second. Lets pretend someone was that stupid on national TV. You would think that people would be kind of upset because that group of NFL execs that hate said player would be chomping at the bit as they get ready to investigate.  It could never happen though, right? No one can be that dumb.

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You already know that someone can be that dumb though because you already heard it today all over social media, and you read the title of this post. Gisele Bundchen is really starting to become a less liked individual throughout patriots nation.

Political thoughts aside, Gisele openly has tried speaking for her husband on his political beliefs, and clearly contradicting his well known stances in the process. She has denounced his friends publicly and now she apparently thinks that it perfectly fine to load the NFL’s sniper rifle while its aimed directly at her husband.

Come on, seriously, why would you ever do something like this. She is her own person and can have her own thoughts on everything in the world, but I draw the line at intentionally talking over your husband so that people think that he has the same thoughts as you. Because in the 21st century, its not okay to have your own thoughts, I forgot.

Back to the fact that this stupid idiot said; “He had a concussion last year… he’s had concussions before…He has concussions pretty much every…I mean we don’t talk about it. But he has concussions and I don’t really think it’s a healthy thing for your body to go through. You know, that kind of aggression all the time, that cannot be healthy for you. I’m planning on having him be healthy and do a lot of fun things when we’re like 100 I hope”.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BUNDCHEN?????? USE YOUR HEAD. DISCUSS WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR HOUSE BUT STOP TAKING YOUR HUSBAND INTO THE SPOT LIGHT WITH YOUR ENORMOUS STUPID MOUTH.

YOU SAY “WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT”, THEN YOU GO AND TALK ABOUT IT. Treat it like fight club Gisele…. first rule of Tom Brady’s concussions– DONT TALK ABOUT TOM BRADY’S CONCUSSIONS!

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Verbally destroy your husband in the home you two share, I don’t care; but for the love of god please stop dragging Tom into the crosshairs of the media and the NFL. We Pats fans have done a lot for Tom, including being arrested at the NFL headquarters (heres looking at you ‘barstool brady 4’), so please stop trying to get him suspended or to retire. We get you want him with you all the time, who wouldn’t, but can you just let us have him a couple more seasons? please?

Final thoughts:

-Gisele is a narcissistic individual who always needs the attention on her

-Gisele hates the patriots

-Gisele hates patriot fans

-Gisele hates opinions that aren’t her own

 

-JS

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