PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Fellony Hudson, a 22-year-old man from Salem, Oregon, is accused of felony kidnapping, felony eluding, felony possession of a stolen vehicle and nearly a handful of misdemeanors after being pursued by police across state lines.
Hudson appeared in court Wednesday afternoon in Multnomah County Circuit Court where he was formally charged with a total of 3 felonies and 4 misdemeanors.
According to Vancouver Police spokesperson Kim Kapp, officers received a report around 7:30 p.m. Tuesday of a female being assaulted inside a moving vehicle. The vehicle was traveling northbound on C Street in Vancouver. The driver, later identified as Hudson, ran a red light and continued to drive erratically.
Kapp said the vehicle had been reported stolen out of Portland about a week ago.
Wow. I’m not even mad that this fuck-stick is a crazy criminal. Being named Fellony and turning out as a criminal is just fitting, it was his prophecy. Ironic names will never get old, like Lonzo Ball being a top 2 pick, it was already in his blood.
This is the type of thing I like to see on a Sunday morning, trolling twitter while taking a shit and seeing stories like this, are the simple pleasures I enjoy in life. How much you want to bet he has a SoundCloud mixtape called “Fellony?” I have no info to back that up, but that would be legendary.
Some people are born to do certain things, some have unteachable athleticism, some born to be doctors, some are born to be engineers, I guess I was born to blog. Anyway, if you are born to do something, might as well be you.