Former NFL QB Jared Lorenzen is documenting his weight loss program after reaching 500 lbs

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Well, it’s no shock he played for the Colts and Giants.

Anyways, Lorenzen was always considered a big quarterback as the lightest he weighed in a season was 285 and looked like one of those beast QB’s you’d make in Madden 2014 who would truck everyone and still throw bombs down the sidelines.

The “Pillsbury Throwboy” had some gawdy numbers appearing in 4 games in his two year career completing 4 of 8 passes for 28 yards.

Lorenzen is now 500 lbs and is documenting his weight loss problem online for people to see.

Hey, you can’t doubt the guy for working hard and I wish him nothing but the best and hope he crushes this weight loss program, but seriously, how did this guy play QB in the NFL? I may actually strap up and go head to Foxboro tomorrow and give Brissett a run for that third string.

Something about lefty quarterbacks man, Tebow, Vick, Brunell and now this guy, jeez.

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One comment on “Former NFL QB Jared Lorenzen is documenting his weight loss program after reaching 500 lbs”
  1. Nolo says:

    500 lbs? Holy shit. Mix in a salad once in a while?

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