On Friday, I joked about Nick Wright looking like an infant and commented that he would possibly rip Brady for his stat line which might read, “487 yards and 3 touchdowns.” I was off by a mere 40 yards, so let’s give me a tip of the cap, please Perhaps you were not aware, but I’ve made numerous accurate sports predictions in the past. I predicted Jason Collins would come out and announce he was gay well before it happened. I was sitting courtside at a Celtics preseason game, and I stated matter-of-factly to a witness seated next to me, “This guy blows.”
Since I’m on a roll, here’s three more predictions:
- The Cleveland Indians will win the World Series
- Ezekiel Elliot will go postal on the sideline at some point this season
- Colin Kaepernick will be taking snaps in the CFL by December. Not sure how he feels about this song, but time will tell…
**It should be noted that this song contains the words “we stand,” making it rather ridiculous if one were to sit or kneel during those verses; however I will put nothing past this colossal buffoon.