Prognosticating Excellence

On Friday, I joked about Nick Wright looking like an infant and commented that he would possibly rip Brady for his stat line which might read, “487 yards and 3 touchdowns.” I was off by a mere 40 yards, so let’s give me a tip of the cap, please Perhaps you were not aware, but I’ve made numerous accurate sports predictions in the past. I predicted Jason Collins would come out and announce he was gay well before it happened. I was sitting courtside at a Celtics preseason game, and I stated matter-of-factly to a witness seated next to me, “This guy blows.”

Since I’m on a roll, here’s three more predictions:

  1. The Cleveland Indians will win the World Series
  2. Ezekiel Elliot will go postal on the sideline at some point this season
  3. Colin Kaepernick will be taking snaps in the CFL by December.  Not sure how he feels about this song, but time will tell…

**It should be noted that this song contains the words “we stand,” making it rather ridiculous if one were to sit or kneel during those verses; however I will put nothing past this colossal buffoon.



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