In The Most Browns Move Ever, The Browns Forgot To Call In A Trade As The Deadline Passed Because They Were Celebrating

Scrolling through twitter, I see a tweet from Andy Goldhammer (unreal name by the way) saying that  the Browns completed a big trade for their organization and celebrated the shit out of it, and that would have been perfectly fine… had they done so after compelting a Trade that wasn’t done just before the deadline. 
I can picture a wolf of Wall Street-esk party of employees, band members, and strippers just parading around in a circle as the phone sits static in the middle of them all. The timer on the wall strikes zero and everyone is still celebrating. Then some poor soul with a corona in his mouth and a champagne bottle spewing out of his hand, that he had a single job on that day: to call in any trade made. Go ahead, picture it. I see it as something like this…

It must have been incredible when they finally realized that they never made the call. They absolutely saw articles like this one coming. They had to have. The Browns being the Browns is something that truly will never get old. I don’t even blame the person for not making the phone call, it’s not his fault. Blaming a member of the Browns organization for sucking at their job is like blaming a fish for not being able to climb a tree. 

Browns, never change.

-JS

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