Brian McCann and Mark Texeira are about to be Step-Brothers

Taking a break from my usual emotional “I miss David Ortiz” stuff and game recaps (since it’s the offseason), I have a cute little human interest story for you.

In a real-life version of Step-Brothers, Astros catcher Brian McCann’s mom is marrying his former teammate Mark Texeira’s dad this winter. McCann and Texeira were brothers in pinstripes for two seasons before Tex retired in 2016 and McCann got traded in Houston.

While Yankee players are about as interesting as 9th grade algebra I’d love to see a Stepbrothers remake, baseball style. I get so bored during the offseason, and this is the kind of reality TV I’d actually watch. I’d also watch an ARod and Papi talk show FWIW.


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