Derrick Rose is the epitome of "what could have been."
On Sunday, the beloved tight end set a new franchise record for most multiple-touchdown games in a career.
It's almost as if these fans don't realize that their baseball team finished dead last and their football team is currently 1-10. I guess Jimmy Garoppolo is literally all they have to live for.
Who will make the first big move? Who will make a move at all? Or are we all just kind of on cruise control sitting back and relaxing until the 2018 Free Agent class?
The moral of the story is that if Kenny Stills thinks he was in Tom Brady's head, he's either stupid, or a liar.
On Friday I had some spare time and thought I'd mess around on Twitter. I wanted to make good use of my 240 or 280 or whatever so I thought it'd be funny to send out a list of shit everyone knows about the Patriots.
Luckily, I do have a treat for you. If you haven't heard the song, then just enjoy the fact that the guy says poopy brain 53 times and giggle a little bit. For everyone that has been unlucky enough to hear the glorified trash, you'll appreciate this. It's far more lyrically graced than it's original version.