Anyone who had Instagram when it first dropped knows who Jen Selter is. She looks like Sandra Bullock in the face and a sculpted goddess in the buttox. Not going any further into that though, I’m here to talk about the power that this mystifying muscle possesses.
In a 113-109 win for the Knicks, Porzingis dropped 37 points. The night was a record breaking night for Porzingis and the Knicks but that kind of thing can only happen when some sort of external power is being harnessed, right?
Jen has probably been the most well known, most sought after individual on Instagram.
‘Twas the night before the LA game, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, but there was a beast scrolling.
Porzingis, obviously knowing this, goes absolutely bananas in an attempt to draw the attention of this female; and thus, a record breaking night, and a W for the knicks, came to be due to the power of Jen Selter’s Ass.
SELTER BE PRAISED