The Power Of Jen Selter’s Ass 

Anyone who had Instagram when it first dropped knows who Jen Selter is. She looks like Sandra Bullock in the face and a sculpted goddess in the buttox. Not going any further into that though, I’m here to talk about the power that this mystifying muscle possesses. 

In a 113-109 win for the Knicks, Porzingis dropped 37 points. The night was a record breaking night for Porzingis and the Knicks but that kind of thing can only happen when some sort of external power is being harnessed, right? 

Enter Jen Selter. Jen is a fitness model on Instagram and was the first generation of Nikyee Heaton without all the extra work done (taking nothing from Nikyee though). 

Jen has probably been the most well known, most sought after individual on Instagram. 

‘Twas the night before the LA game, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, but there was a beast scrolling.

Porzingis goes all in after saucing the like, to which Jen returns the favor. All of a sudden, it’s Lakers night, and Selter is at the game. 

Porzingis, obviously knowing this, goes absolutely bananas in an attempt to draw the attention of this female; and thus, a record breaking night, and a W for the knicks, came to be due to the power of Jen Selter’s Ass.

SELTER BE PRAISED

-JS

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3 comments on “The Power Of Jen Selter’s Ass ”
  1. Nolo says:

    Yo Scotch. Where is Roo man? Need some of his MMA predictions. Dos Anjos fight bout to go down

    1. JoeScotch says:

      That’s a good question

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