Nick Wright: “I Would Suck Lebron’s Dick”

For those who have watched FS1’s “First Things First”, host Nick Wright’s infatuation with Lebron James should come as no surprise. He praises Lebron regularly and often goes overboard with his obsession for the Cavaliers superstar. If you scroll through his Twitter feed (@getnickwright), you’ll find that the majority of his tweets are about how dominant he thinks Lebron is.

But today, he divulged that his love for Lebron goes much further than anyone had ever anticipated. Wright admitted that he would “suck Lebron’s dick” if ever given the opportunity. “When you talk about Lebron James, you’re not just talking about the greatest athlete in the history of the world,” Wright said to co-host Chris Carter, “you’re talking about an icon. A legend. I fully expect that his phallic presence is just as breathtaking as his on-court presence.”

Wright, who has always been outspoken about his opinions, often gets criticized on social media. He hears a lot of Lebron-based complaints, which often sound something like “suck his dick more, you can’t” or “why don’t you marry him?” and other things containing much more explicit language. Having heard these harsh comments for some time now, Wright had a Homer Simpson-sweat lodge epiphany. “Everyday, people refer to me sucking Lebron’s dick. And you know what? If I had the opportunity, I absolutely would.”

The comment has elicited many responses, both positive and negative. The biggest question that’s circling now is: is there a celebrity you have big enough crush on to fellate him? In most cases (that we know of), the answer is no. Unlike Wright, most sports-television personalities are not turned on by advanced statistics enough to Lewinski their favorite players. No surprises there.

The other accusation being made is that Nick Wright, often seen as the Lebron-centric Skip Bayless, said this for publicity. Would I put it past him? No, but the overwhelming evidence is that he would indeed perform a sexual act on “the King”. Wright’s other co-host, Jenna Wolfe, confronted him about the comment, asking if Lebron was aware of Wright’s obsession, to which Wright got very defensive.

Listen, what Nick Wright does behind closed Cleveland Cavaliers locker room doors is his business and his business only. I’m not one to judge, and neither should you be. But he had to have known that making this statement would cause an uproar in the basketball community, Wright?

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