Meet Make-Up Illusionist Mirjana Kika Milosevic

Pick your jaw up off the floor and answer me a question. Can you imagine being this good at something? Honestly, no bullshit, can you even say you’re half as talented at something as Ms. Milosevic is at making her skull look like a goddamn ashtray? I imagine being a successful artist in the 21st century is hard enough, but how can anyone even compete with this? SHE PAINTED A PORTAL TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION ON HER CHEST. That is laugh-out-loud incredible. (It’s a portal, nerds. Don’t try to convince me otherwise.)

I saw this video back in December when @cheddar first tweeted it out. It didn’t dwell on me then, but now I realize that we’re lucky Mirjana is using her talents in a positive way. 


Give me her skills and I’ll give you all the regret in the world. I’d probably paint myself into a huge middle finger and go to my next court appearance. Oh no, here comes a big ass lottery ticket walking into a Gamblers Anonymous meeting. I’d go cast a vote in a prison jumpsuit. I’d be a junkie at the market, exposing my puss-leaking track marks, while picking out fresh produce. You ever see the Grim Reaper walk into a nursing home? My side hustle would be hopping on Fiverr and taking requests to scare the shit out of unsuspecting bosses, parents. teachers, bullies or whoever pissed off the gal or guy who had a Lincoln with my name on it. 

The point is, she’s blessing the world with her incredible art and imagery, using her unique talents for good. There are a ton of side hustles out there you could choose from. You could drive for Uber, dabble in the street pharmaceutical world, or you could do something that makes people go “Holyyyyy SHIT!” like I did the when I saw this.

Mirjana Kika Milosevic

Photos: Mirjana Kika Milosevic


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