Well Patriots Nation, we can finally breathe a sigh of relief because the damning news we thought was going to make our world come crumbling down will in fact not happen, at least for now.
What is that news you ask? Well, if you have been living under a rock and don’t know what has transpired today than I feel bad for you because you missed out on some quality entertainment today.
Earlier today a Reddit user or something like that came out claiming some colossal patriot news was going to drop today. Even big-time journalists and people near football began to tweet that some shit was about to go down and when I say some shit, I mean some shit. A lot of talk surrounded the speculation that the Patriots were about to trade not only the greatest tight end, but one of the most beloved figures in Boston, Rob Gronkowski.
The day continued to go on and everyone was just left on the edge of their seats because nothing had been confirmed but nothing had also been discredited to this point. Some people even began to think deeper. People started thinking Bill was retiring or Brady was retiring or Gronk was retiring and pretty much every other scenario possible, including the one that said nothing was happening and this was probably a hoax. The latter one was what ended up to be right.
It turned out that Patriots fans everywhere had been trolled to the extreme and, to be honest, it was pretty funny looking back at it. Now if something substantial had actually happened I would be feeling completely different but for now, it’s hilarious. While the hoax and suspense almost killed a lot of people today, we can all breathe a sigh of relief.