Johnny Depp Reportedly “OUT” As Jack Sparrow For The New Pirates Movie, And That’s ABSURD. -@WTPscotch

Stewart Beattie, the original script writer for Pirates Of The Caribbean said that “think he’s had a great run. Obviously he’s made that character his own and it’s become the character he’s most famous for now. And kids all over the world love him as that character so I think it’s been great for him, it’s been great for us, so I’m just very, very happy about it. I think Jack Sparrow will be his legacy. It’s the only character he’s played five times, it’s the character he dresses up in to visit children in hospitals, it’s what he’ll be remembered for.”

HOW INSANE IS THIS? ABSURD. CRAZY. LUDICROUS. MORONIC. STUPID.

Johnny Depp has had some iconic roles over the years but this one might very well be his most famous (and that’s saying something). The Pirates franchise is one of

My favorite ever, and that’s probably 80% due to Depp. I’m not going to say it’s not a smart move to drop Depp, but I will say it’s a total moronic move to drop Depp.

Word has it that Disney is seeking the help of the Deadpool writing corps to continue the Pirates series so honestly, it could manage to become pretty funny. Issue is that it’s going to have an entirely different vibe, and that’s just not going to

feel right.

There are just some things in this world humans should be entitled to: water, clothes, shelter, food, freedom, and Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.

-JS

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One comment on “Johnny Depp Reportedly “OUT” As Jack Sparrow For The New Pirates Movie, And That’s ABSURD. -@WTPscotch”
  1. Imagine Me Dragon Deez Nutz says:

    I’m ok with it. I mean save some Jack Sparrow for the rest of us bro. But if you replace elizabeth swann it’s war

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