Coronavirus Sucks a Big Bag of Weiners

It takes a lot to get me rattled. I’m unflappable, untriggerable, a steady hand in a sea of Michael J Fox’s. My point being that there is not much in this world that gets me truly mad.  That was until this stupid fucking disease showed up.  If you’re like me and saw the COVID-19 outbreak in... Continue Reading →


North West STINKS at rapping

Before I start, I know most of you are already saying, 'She's a child, let her be.' You're right, she is just a kid. She's Kanye West's kid. Her childhood is incomprehensibly different than yours and mine. I feel bad for her, honestly. She's been modeling shoes and hobo outfits since she was 2 years... Continue Reading →

Jose Altuve is already getting abused by fans and spring training JUST started

The early stages of spring training games suck. All that’s happening is star players getting one at-bat, aces throwing one inning against minor leaguers, and then 7 innings of no-name, slapdick prospects fumbling around the diamond. It’s horrible. There’s nothing going on besides fake hype, overreactions, and bad baseball. But this year, things are different.... Continue Reading →

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