Category: Everything Else

SECTARIAN SKITTLES

    Skittles, a product that will rot your teeth out and send your sugar levels soaring into the mid-hundreds, has removed all the colors from their bags of junk during Pride Month to show solidarity for the gay, lesbian, transgender movement.  Because we all know when kids […]

DOUBLE HOMICIDE IN FRANCE

    Spanish matador Ivan Fandino (shown above in pink socks as he narrowly avoids having his testicles shish – ka – bobbed) was killed Saturday in France after getting caught in his own cloak and being gored in the chest by the bull.  The bull, a five […]