I’ve been on the record saying that I hate Madison Bumgarner for a good while now and that I want more people to get on board with my thought process.
My wish may have finally come true.
Yesterday, the Giants and Dodgers were playing a completely normal game up until Max Muncy absolutely DESTROYED this Madbum fastball.
Madbum is the biggest bitch in the sport and just got Dumped on by Max Muncy. I love it pic.twitter.com/CaOqFaE6g7
— Owen Doyon (@OD__13) June 9, 2019
After taking his time to see if the ball was headed to Asia or not, Muncy began his slow trot around the bases. Bumgarner, perpetually having a pole up his ass, wasn’t having it and began to bark at Muncy, as he has done to many a player. Muncy was having none of Bumgarner’s BS and reportedly told him to go fish the ball out of McCovey Cove.
Muncy: “Bumgarner said ‘don’t watch the ball, run’, and I just told him if he doesn’t want me to watch the ball, go get it out of the ocean.”
— Joe Davis (@Joe_Davis) June 9, 2019
I’m not a fan of Max Muncy, BUT I am too much of an anti-MadBum person that, by default, I love him for taking a fat shit on the Lefty’s face.
The internet has been ROASTING the everloving shit out of Bumgarner for this showing, mostly because it’s not a great look to try and act tough to someone that literally just hit one of your pitches into a different timezone.
Such a tired act from bumgarner. Stop giving up bombs and you don’t have to worry about him pimping your hanging breaking ball https://t.co/hsYDQqYyxz
— John Middlekauff (@JohnMiddlekauff) June 9, 2019
Bumgarner embodies everything we hate about the old vanguard of baseball “purists”. Muncy just clobbered your pitch 600ft. You don’t get to be “mad” and then chuck it up to “unwritten rules”. You are just a child having a tantrum on the mound.
— Fernando Frontera (@FernanFrontera) June 9, 2019
Anyways, Madison Bumgarner is a bitch and here’s some more evidence of that.
Photo: Jeff Chiu/Associated Press