Miami Blues

A Las Vegas-based model named Kijuana, whose last name sounds both made up and a possible public relations fiasco (Nige) took to Facebook to blast the Miami Dolphin organization for the move to ban kneeling anthem protesters to the stadium tunnel.  Kijuana did it in the form of a Facebook video (never a good thing when you end up in one of those) that shows offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting lines of cocaine with a finski inside the Dolphins offices before a meeting.

If you try to connect the dots between a coach committing a felony on Dolphins property and the anthem protests, you will be at it for quite some time.  The closest I came after several agonizing hours and numerous pencils was that the Miami players who protest went to colleges that have had incidents with cocaine, and another link is that the coach used to stand for the anthem with his hand over his heart, an organ that is quite active when flying high on Candy.

Kijuana put it this way:

“So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc, “But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU??… if his ass was black they would be dragging him thru the [mud] face 1st.”

Not sure that all adds up since white players and coaches have been suspended or fined for air in footballs, for raping young girls in Pennsylvania barroom toilets, domestic violence, tripping opponents, gambling, more domestic violence, taping opponents signals, sexting their junk to team employees and domestic violence. Meanwhile, Foerster was going to be fired before he abruptly quit, but Kijuana certainly has the right to voice an opinion however lack of having googled a single  f-#%$4! thing it may be.  The one fact she got correct is that Foerster has a white ass, although that wasn’t googled; Kijuana discovered that when she gave him oral.

As for the Dol “Fins,” the circus must roll on. If the linemen aren’t bullying their teammates, Ndamukong Suh is stepping on opponents stomachs or coaches are getting wasted on live chats with Vegas hos. Coach Adam Gase said he was stunned by the video.  Reporters failed to press Gase on if he was stunned by the fact Foerster did coke, or that he snuffed a trio of lines without offering a single bump to his fellow staff members.


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