Stay Away From Josh Jackson

With the 2017 NBA Draft only one day away, draft selection rumors are really starting to heat up. The Philadelphia 76ers will almost positively select Markelle Fultz out of Washington first overall. The Los Angeles Lakers will presumably take UCLA’s Lonzo Ball after trading their starting point guard […]

SECTARIAN SKITTLES

    Skittles, a product that will rot your teeth out and send your sugar levels soaring into the mid-hundreds, has removed all the colors from their bags of junk during Pride Month to show solidarity for the gay, lesbian, transgender movement.  Because we all know when kids […]

SECOND GUESSING TIM HOWARD

        After the recent USA Men’s Soccer qualifiers, it appears that once again we may have to slog through another overrated performance by Tim Howard (pictured above in a familiar pose) in the next World Cup.  I’ve never been a fan of this guy since […]