The Lie Detector Test Determined Kenny Stills is a Liar

Dolphins’ wide receiver Kenny Stills spent about 90% of his energy jawing at Tom Brady and other Patriot players during the AFC east meeting on Sunday at Gillette Stadium. I can tell you with confidence that his stat line of 47 yards on 3 catches definitely shows that his shit talk more than likely had a bigger impact than his actual playing.

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But we aren’t here to talk about Kenny Stills’ weak ass performance on the field. We are here to discuss Kenny Stills being a liar.

Me: “Ken, my dude, you claimed to have got in Brady’s head, which is a large claim, do you want to rethink your statement?”

Kenny Stills probably: “Nope”

Alright then, here we go.

Tom completed 18 of 28, 64.3%, pass attempts for 227 yards. He threw 4 touchdowns to one rare pick, with a QBR of 114.1. The Pats played sloppily, and they still managed to make the Dolphins look like the Dolphins. The moral of the story is that if Kenny Stills thinks he was in Tom Brady’s head, he’s either stupid, or a liar. I can’t really make the lie detector joke about the first one though, so I was forced to go with the latter. So, as it stands, Kenny Stills is a liar.

Oh, and here is a pic of Stills being in Brady’s toward the end of the game.

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PS. ┬áJarvis Landry said that the Dolphins would sweep the Patriots this year because “They’re not our big brother anymore”. That adds to our list of liars on the Dolphins. Not a good look, Miami. No one likes a liar.


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